What's what? Fuckin slut Amazing whore Loved no more Time for me Set the fee Blaze by bong Never could do wrong Passed out passed out passed...

    So what i'm asking you is have you ever, for even one moment in your life, trully loved anything?  Even yourself or your mom or your dog or a sandwich or a fuck... Have you ever loved anything with all your heart?  Cuz something in your eyes makes me wonder if you even enjoy masteurbating.

    Shit, Josh, you can't just go from apple pie to masteurbating.  You're blowing this out of proportion.

    What the fuck do you know about proportion?  You fucking measured the distance to mercury in millimeters.

    Alright, it was good pie and i liked it a lot, it was possibly even orgasmic fucking pie, but fine, i didn't fucking love the pie...i fucked the pie.  there's your masteurbation for you.  i had that slice of pie up my ass and ice cream all over the front of me.

    Shut up.  Shut up, you retarded whore.  i don't care if you shove that pie up your...oh, fuck you.

    I think that's what's where i went wrong, Josh.  Shoulda never fucked a whiny bitch like you.  Shoulda stuck to frat boys and proffessors, huh Josh.  All this fucking emotion shit is bringing me down.  I miss the days when all i expected from a fuck was free alcohol or a good grade.  Damn, sure wish i was failing econ, cuz my prof is a hottie.

    Sure wish you weren't such a fucking whore, cuz i used to think you were a hottie.

    Fuck you.  Call me whore one more fucking time, Josh, just one more time.

    I got plenty of other words, slut, bitch, whench, harlot, jezzebel, dick tease...

    Hold the fuck up, i am not a dick tease.  I never tease a dick, i fuck the hell out of it.  And right now, i'm gonna fuck you, dick!

    Fine, leave...
        ...i don't care...
                ...i'll just finish your pie...
                                                ...bitch.